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- Joker vs Loki
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RIGHT EVERYONE? CUZ THE MOVIE MAKES THE COMIC BOOK VILLAIN.
Twenty Dollars
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.”
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the
ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No
matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don’t ever forget it.”
…So who got the 20 bucks?
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Public Service Announcement about Spiders.
Worn by no one, ever.
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—that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is pretty much the best thing
Omfg I am laughing SO hard right now
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only buying pine-sol for the rest of my life
oh myg fuckign god i am dynig please sefdn helps dear jessu chrits ohg od
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I CANT BREATHE, LITERALLY OMG
Just watch it.
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